Saturday, June 21, 2008

Graah Party

Yes, it was fun party.

And what happened? What did we learn?


  • I was last to arrive, about 5 minutes after I was told to be there.

  • Jack was a lameo no-show.

  • Matt's parents make him walk uphill in the rain at 10 PM

  • My Brawl levels are pretty sweet. Camping on the spikes is not.

  • Brawl gets boring after a while.

  • Don't do DDR at 11 at night.

  • 300 is a good movie, especially if you talk through it.

  • FFVIIAC is a good movie, if you know the back story.

  • The Matrix trilogy is 7 hours long, but so worth it.

  • Agent Smith is a pu**y a*s b**ch muthaf**ker (and apparently Keanu Reeves has a new catch phrase).

  • Can pyramids fall? Yes, can pyramids fall (when you throw a paper plate at them).

  • Don't play DDR at 9 AM, especially if you're afraid of dislodging your intestines.

  • You gotta remind Sean a couple of times when you want to borrow 10 year-old video games from him.



This was a very enlightening experience for me, I only wish that all of you were there.

34 comments:

shadowoftruth said...

when you left james stoped saying his catch phrase i can't belive we watched FFAC all three of the Matrix movies and 300 i had so much caffine that i can't even blink normally let alone sleep very epic though

Liberal Atheist said...

Backstory:

Slipknot's lead singer went on a rant about mainstream record labels, and it went a little like this: "We scared the f**k out of those plastic, record label, p**sy a*s b**ch motherf**kers..."
So I said "p**sy a*s b**ch motherf**kers is a pretty badass thing to say" and for the rest of the party repeated it whenever I saw Keanu Reeves.
PS: Agent Smith is a p**sy a*s b**ch motherf**ker.

Vampi. said...

O_O oh I can't wait to hear this story.... /e thinks you all should do your own versions of it. That would be interesting. Sooooo sorry I couldnt be there.. heh oh well

its helpful if I use the right email to log in with v,v

Bishopk said...

Not only did I get FFVII (thanks Sean) but my R4 Revolution came in the mail today. Homebrew is funbrew?

chickenboy said...

It may have been 10 when I started, but it was more like 10:45 by the time I got home. IT wasn't just raining, it was also thinder/lighting. Jacks pants are so disgustingly radient silver that they are reflectent (no rapists guys, dont worry). I'm glad I wore them though, thanks for the tip James. I then stayed up all night just to spite the parental units. The sad part? I played runescape all night. You watched all those movies, but didn't watch ANY monte python? *is disapointed in you guys*

Liberal Atheist said...

Um, well, basically, at around 1, Sean threw the list of movies at me and said "Pick one," so I kinda randomly did. And we went with the Matrix. Of course, after the first movie in a trilogy, you have to watch the second, then the third, by which time it was 8.

chickenboy said...

Oh, thats what else we learned in that party...

James has tumors in both his arms that look muscular(you yould have to be stupid to think they were muscles though). Bishop thinks that they are cancerous. I think he might be right, since 3/5 tumors are cancerous. You should have them checked out Ginger.

shadowoftruth said...

well we were gona watch I am legend...but marc had a mental breakdown and hid that someplace... we also played DDR

Liberal Atheist said...

I flexed and said "I think I have little muscles, now. See? Bumps." Then Marc yelled "BULLSHIT" because, apparently, yelling that makes whatever someone says automatically untrue, even if it was physically capable of being proved. Wonder why the creationists haven't tried that with evolution. Then Kyle said "I think they're cancer."
So now the 16 year old has cancer, which just makes perfect sense, because, you know, I do so much that exposes me to carcinogens, and I spend too much time out in the sun, so I got the rare "under-the-skin" skin cancer.

Bishopk said...

BULLSHIT!
Them's cancerous lumps.

chickenboy said...

Because the only kind of cancer you could have would be skin cancer...under teh skin. It could be anything, breast cancer, prostate cancer, cancer of the foot, etc.

You claim that it could be scientificly prooved that you have muscles? BULLSHIT!

Liberal Atheist said...

I will take a picture of this bump. I will use it as my avatar.

Matt, the prostate is a gland in your ass. Why would prostate cancer give me a cancerous lump in my arm?

And breasts - I'm not sure you're aware of this, Matt, but those aren't on arms. Yours might be, but not normal people's.

Let me scientifically prove that I have muscles.
Muscles, attached to joints, are required for motion.
IF I move, THEN I have muscles.
I move. (tested this 3 times by walking up a flight of stairs)
Therefore, I have muscles.
Possible sources of human error: Trying to argue with Matt.

Whether or not that proves that I have visible muscles is anyone's guess...I'm not saying I'm Vin Diesel, I'm just saying my arms are no longer totally flat. (Armbreasts?)

shadowoftruth said...

no james you are a stick man thats why your visable mussibles... Like me and mark we are all so thin that any bumps are multiplied 10X... P*ssy *ss b*tch M*ther F*cker all the way

Vampi. said...

You boys need some fattening up then... hmm... lasagna... or brownies... OH! I know lots and lots of little debbie cakes and PIE! mmm little debbies. And btw, I wanna know where the nickname Ginger came from... o.O

Bishopk said...

[16:06:31] Angeliceyes says, "still think you should print a picture of me to say I was there :P"
[16:07:08] Bishopk says, "hmm"
[16:07:11] Bishopk grins
[16:07:27] Angeliceyes says, "uh oh... I sense a plan"
...
[16:09:36] Bishopk says, "on second thought, forget it"
[16:09:45] Bishopk says, "that would just be creepy"

Vampi. said...

WHAT?! I still think it'd have been funny v.v

seriously cant believe you just posted that x_x

chickenboy said...

"IF I move, THEN I have muscles."

Oh, no doubt at all. You have muscles. Thats not the issue in question. The issue is, are THOSE LUMPS in your arms muscles. The obvious answer: HELL NO!

Btw: we were talking about the "muscles" in your arms...To move up stairs, you have to use muscles in your legs. Dip shit.

I do relize where those body parts are on a NORMAL human being. For James though? Whos to say that not where your prostate, breasts, or feet are? It could be any number of types of cancer. Or aids. We can't rule out aids.

"You boys need some fattening up then..."

Not me =-P I'm on a diet (the root beer and oreos diet as they call it)

Bishopk said...

Oh yeah, the first day his parents put him on a diet?
He bought 7 cans of soda from Conor.
In the first week, he gained 8 pounds.

So... Yah.

shadowoftruth said...

Hum brownines yum...anyway remember that time that shafo ate that tub of frosting...that was good by the way any ideas for Chess club next year since mrs. frander wouldn't let us withen 100ft of her room

chickenboy said...

Lol, the frosting!!! I was in desperate need that week...

Yea, new ideas. I need to talk to Mrs. Carter or Mr. Clark might do it.

Bishop, I gained 12 pounds, but then lost 17 pounds =-( I was so sad that I was losing weight dispite my eforts.

*is happy to be reunited with my mp3 player*

shadowoftruth said...

How did you lose weight? and what happened to your MP3...Why dont you conform and get an IPOD like the rest of us (cept marc but he would just lose it...) say does anyone know where i can get some saltpeter? or gun powder? i'm not ready for this 4th of july X< its horrible...

chickenboy said...

Not sure how I lost weight. I left my Mp3 player at Emily's house at the begining of summer, apparently Emily dropped it at James' house to giv eit to me. She is kinda lazy...Don't tell her I said so, I'll get slapped again =-P

No, I refuse to conform. I am a non-conformist to buying an inferior product for more money. Something in the core of my being is not ok with following society blindly. Thanks anyway.

I would never trust sean with explosives of any kind. Especialy not anything of mine. He could easily blame murders on me.

Vampi. said...

Noooo don't buy an iPod! They fail at life! /e is saving up for a Zune....

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHUUUUUUUUN!

Hell if I lost 17lbs, I'd be the happiest ever. only need to lose about 5 lbs though... 17 would make me look... sick..

Liberal Atheist said...

Matt, your noncomformity actually makes you part of a highly valued corporate demographic that is targeted more times than you know by advertising that affects you more than you think.

example: Zunes (don't be an iPod loser! get our piece of shit that's only a little less overpriced!)

Vampi. said...

example: Zunes (don't be an iPod loser! get our piece of shit that's only a little less overpriced!)


EXACTLY!! xD

chickenboy said...

I didn't get a zune. Zunes are over priced too!

Go with insignia. they are way less overpriced, about the same as a zune and better the an ipod.

shadowoftruth said...

i wish i could post and tell you about my trip to europe but SHAFFO hasn't go around to that

Liberal Atheist said...

Actually you want to take that up with Bish(ibosh). Call him. At, like, 8. Annoy him enough and he'll supersize you. (Not really. You're short.)

shadowoftruth said...

i am not short i'm am vertically challenged... so its bish then.

Vampi. said...

Ok ok, I'm wondering what you lovelies consider short. I can almost guarentee that I've got ya beat though...

Bishopk said...

Marc and Sean... The Tiny Twins.
Aaaaand yes I did, totally when you asked. I'll check again to be sure...

Vampi. said...

That still doesnt say how tall they are >.>

chickenboy said...

Ok,well SEAN I already told you to ask the bish man, so stop blaming me for everything. And short = 3 foot nothing. You can't beat that. People used to think that marc and sean were in like 3rd grade. When they were freshmen in highschool. No Joke.

shadowoftruth said...

yea i used to sneak into kindergarden for nap time till 7th grade