Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The little toaster who 2 did y

Well. I would like to start by saying that when you search for wisecrack express in googles search you get this website as the first second third and a lot of results after that. My doing. Your welcome. lol. It is also in part because this is the greatest, best, most freeist country God ever gave man on the face of the earth. Its true, because a well distinguished famous guy said it. Over and over and over. I don't know who he is though. Whoops.


I'v decided that over this summer I am going to work on creating a knowledge bowl song. I will use commercials, movies, and varius other famous videos to create a movie about how "cool" nerds are. I will post it here first, so you'll be the first to know how it goes. Maybe I'll post the first half when I finish it.

14 comments:

Liberal Atheist said...

I'd just like to throw in a comment here. I wonder if Sean Hannity ever read Hitler's speeches. Because, strewn amongst the "kill the big nosed swine" there's a lot of references to Germany's glory and being favored by God. Cough.

chickenboy said...

Ah, was it sean hanity?

Well I would like to say, that just because someone SAYS that God is on their side, does NOT mean that he is. God doesn't belive in, or stay on the side of mass murder of a particular group of people. Blacks for instance (officialy the ONLY race now, to illiminate racism), such as Mcain, Paris hilton, and James LaRock.

Bishopk said...

A knowledge bowl song, eh?

Liberal Atheist said...

Matt, I don't think anyone is stupid enough to think that just because someone says God loves them means God must love them. I'm pretty sure that God, in His infinite wisdom, wouldn't support Hitler. (The Pope was another story, but, whatever.)

Liberal Atheist said...

Oh, and memorable quote from my history class:

"Hitler didn't just murder Jews, of course. He also murdered Gypsies, Christians, African-Americans, and basically anyone who didn't like where Germany was going."

-West

Somebody needs to tell her that African-American isn't, you know, a politically correct substitute that's always appropriate. In this instance, she makes it seem like the SS snuck over to America, kidnapped black people, took them back to Germany, and killed them.

I was just reminded of that because we're talking about Hitler. Kind of. Really, it's just me.

Vampi. said...

"Matt, I don't think anyone is stupid enough to think that just because someone says God loves them means God must love them."

I'd beg to differ on that one. You'd be suprised the amount of mass murderers, criminals, and generally ill-minded people believe that what they do is with God's blessing or will. And then how many of those people go to prison and seek forgiveness of their sins of God. They say He is all forgiving and kind. So, if that's the case, then people are allowed to be stupid enough to believe He still loves them no matter what as long as they believe and have faith.

And don't you boys go thinking I'm a bible-thumper now, I'm just saying...

chickenboy said...

"So, if that's the case, then people are allowed to be stupid enough to believe He still loves them no matter what as long as they believe and have faith."

He will forgive you no matter what you do, thats what christionaity is about, looking for forgivness for sins we all do. Although you have to be truly sorry about what you did, obviously saying "oh I'm s sorry and God loves me again, all is right in my life" won't get you anywhere.

James clearly your teacher was just having some insight about the desicoun to turn any and all ethnic minorities into "black." *is ignoring the pope comment*

Liberal Atheist said...

I'm not going to continue here because then we (read: I) turn Matt's admirable goal of making a nerd theme song (remember the original point of the post?) into a 4chan-esque flame war, and I'd like to think we're all (read: I am) above that.

Vampi. said...

/e thinks there should definately be some revenge of the nerds references in the song.

for posterity's sake

chickenboy said...

http://www.youtube.com/v/DJQxQjSC42I

Ok, It is more like a video. W/e though. I need help. You will earn yourself a spot at the end of my credits! Well if I use your help. In particular I need videos/movies/song that say the word nerds, or knowledge or something...

chickenboy said...

Also, I a forceably forced to recomend one of the *possibly* best sites ever, depending on what your required reading is. It is a great site with essentialy video spark notes. Well done videos if you want the summary/analysis for if you are lazy and don't want to read the book OR the anaylisis which is UBER useful for if you did read the book. Its amazing. I recomend you all go check out the completly free amzing site

myrocketbook.com

Vampi. said...

Larry... you need to slow down when you're typing...

And yes, I'm calling you Larry because it's easier to call you a talking non-pickled cucumber than remember your real name.

Moose.

Liberal Atheist said...

Emily says you wasted way too much time on the credits. Just fyi. You could make them scroll faster, or not have your name on there three times, just say "Created By Matther Shafo". It would be less egotistical.

(I had to edit the post. Grammatical error. That's why the one before this one is deleted.)

chickenboy said...

Wow. I am glad I have friends like you to help me with my big projects *is putting NONE of your names on my video* HAH! James, are you really relaying egotistical advice? Mr. Bighead himself? Wow. Maybe you should be Mr. Hypocritical.

Btw, no I wont slow down when I type...lol, I have better things to do with my day