Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Stab yourself a liver and listen to my story...

It was a dark and stormy knight. Three brothers rested on the side of the road at this one forest in Utah. The oldest one was way too awesome to be caught with the other two, so he ran away. The other brothers chased him. He shouted at them, "To stop! To stop!" But they did not to stop. Oh no. The second child was very fast. He to run (and almost to knock down!) the oldest child. Unfortugnately, a stroke of lightening stopped the child, and made him do much of his math homework.
That left the youngest child to stop the running siblign. His was could fly. He fly over to older boy and stoppoed him from to running. Ha ha said the olding boy, for he was super strong. He swatted the youngeer like a fly swats a fly swatter.
But suddenly, the fat one came out of his room, for he to finish his math. He won the war on drugs. He stop the olding from being not embarrassed.
All three of them were subsequently eaten by a the werewolf.
In conclusion, the three boys' names were (in chronological order) Strong, Fast, and Fly.

5 comments:

Bishopk said...

How many of you got rickrolled?

Liberal Atheist said...

You...bitch. Rickrolling isn't funny. The levels of irony that you have to slice through are just stupid in number.

Pussy ass bitch motherfucker...

chickenboy said...

Woah, thats a leap. Didn't even star part of it out. He just reached out and mentaly abused Bishibosh (still laughs) over the internet. Wow. Btw, Rickrolling=NOT FUNNY! you p*s*y a** Bi**h mot**rf*c*e* (not as abrasive)

Liberal Atheist said...

After it's happened 15.5 million times (look at the views of the video), it's no longer funny, sorry.

Vampi. said...

/e giggles.... Bishibosh...

and that was definately an...odd one Bish....