Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Why I'm better than you

I think it's pretty obvious already, but I'm better than you. Why?
What grade did you get in Mrs. Benson's class? A D. I got a C. That's a better grade.
How many pairs of pants do you own? Twice as many as me. Therefore, I have less of a need for pants.
Who's the best? Me. It's in my title. Arctic Commando, the best fucking man on the planet, D.D.R.. Dr. Nonsense is nowhere as good. He's evil, like all the best villains are.
When there's trouble, who do you call? Fuschia Group, bitch. Again, not Dr. Nonsense.
You're an atheist, right? That means you're not going to heaven. BOOO.
Liberals scare me. That's okay, though. I light them on fire.

Apoligies for the low quality of posts these few days. Matt's not funny, I'm trying too hard, and Jack's in Europe.

13 comments:

Liberal Atheist said...

I'm going to assume that parts of this post are aimed at me.

I actually got a C in her class. Would have gotten a B if she hadn't graded my interview so poorly (I even interviewed my Republican father! I thought I was set! He insulted CNN!). I got a 77; apparently, his gripping story of the Gulf War contrasted with her views of it, and because she was actually there and he wasn't (sarcasm, he was a section sergeant for an ITV platoon throughout the conflict), her views were better.

I own five pairs of pants. You therefore own two and a half. Are you holding onto half of Matt's ripped shorts?

Then you start going onto Dr. Nonsense, which is where (I assume) you stop talking about me.

Vampi. said...

If bish has half of Matt's ripped shorts.... where's the chick who's got the other half? (shoot me later bish)

Btw, Bish, I talked to Rick and Bros, they've no clue where those outfits disappeared to... You sure you didn't leave them on someone other than Creon?

Bishopk said...

Yes, I'm talking about you, Dr. Nonsense!

(I guess they're just gone now. I'll buy new ones whe I got the money.)

chickenboy said...

Ok, i want to know what happened to my post from earlier...I posted, I swear.

Btw bishop, you don't have to appologize for not posting. you have almost 2 times as many posts as I do, and I am in second for posts soooo, maybe tone it down a little.

Did I miss somethign about my pants? *is clueless*

Oh and your arctic commando fusia group thing is the stupidist thing I have ever heard of. Ever.

Vampi. said...

Yup, Larry definately needs to slow down when he types...

Vampi. said...

WAHHHH! Guys! Guys! check this out!
/e squeals like a little girl!!!!

http://media.pc.ign.com/media/714/714955/vids_1.html

Liberal Atheist said...

Yeah, well, I've known for a week that Blizzard was going to make a major announcement at the ... whatever expo they're at. (Thanks diabloii.net) And since they've gone on to MMO with Warcraft and Starcraft had 2 announced, everyone figured, D3.

Vampi. said...

Well I'm not so much of a nerd to check the site or get the weekly newsletter. v.v

/e still squeals in excitement

Liberal Atheist said...

I had just gotten back the game from Matt, and it was a good way to waste time...I was looking up runewords on the site, and there was a ridiculous amount of traffic, so I looked at "News" and it said "They're Probably Announcing D3 Saturday"...

we should just make this a blog post...

Vampi. said...

Well... I cant blog post here so pluh

>.>










potato.

Bishopk said...

*rolls eyes*

chickenboy said...

*is going to type even faster then usual to spite vampi*

Vampi. said...

:P