Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Everyone should fuck a cat. Up the ass.

Ok, well I am at my grandpas house for about a week (been here for a few days now), and I am not bored. For the first time this summer, I feel as if I have had a few days of semi-usefull productivity. I also have had my dose of some left side propoganda from my grandad. I swear he would be the best conservative news anchor ever if it wasn't for his extreme dislike of the gays. He pretty much thinks they are the devil. I know that because he said to me today: "gays are the devil." Anyway...



Everyone should visit moveon.org to see the worst left side, s-p based, democratic bullshit this world has ever seen before. No joke. It is so incredibly leaning left side, that even if james were still coming here, he would think it was bullshit. Total crap. Speaking of James, anyone noticed that "james smells like a gay rapist" is now tied for the second most popular label. It really says somthing to you. I am actualy not sure what a gay rapist would smell like, but I have to guess sperm, wouldn'tcha think? James doesn't actualy smell like sperm, but he is a red sox fan, and that is close enough for me.

Oh, guys we need to make sure we all show up at the oriantation thingy around about the same time. Ya know, so that we can go through line together at the same time. Like last year. When we all got there at the same time...and we went through the line together. Except James, swetty (the bastard refused to cut in line), and vampi. I think she has an excuse though. Just barely. So I was thinking like 10:30 on our day. I know it is a little earlier then we are SUPOSED to be there, but I hate those god damn fucking lines. Last year the boothes started closing down before everyone even got through the line. It sucked some eggs. Not all of the eggs, but some of them.

5 comments:

Vampi. said...

Yep, I'm afraid I just can't make it. Oh the horror! (coughs) It would take a plane ticket, a car ride and money for hotel/food and more car rides. Soooo screw yer orientation :P

shadowoftruth said...

i am going to be in hawaii i get back the day b4 school starts... james smells like a gay rapist is nolonger tied it is winning...I say we all pitch in money to bring vampi here for oriantation as to prove that there are girls that will comment on this forum and thus improve our own standing

chickenboy said...

I still belive that she *might* be bishop's alter ego. maybe we should pitch in to bring her to colorado.

Liberal Atheist said...

Moveon.org is left of center in relation to world politics.

American politics in general is right of center (even Obama and Hillary are slightly more right of center than left), so to us, Moveon.org seems like a bunch of filthy liberal hippy Communist terrorist traitors, when in Europe, they'd just be viewed as moderate socialists.

Anyways, now that I've said something guaranteed to start a flame war, we should call each other and figure out when we're going to go. Personally I think waiting in line won't be that bad, but if we're going to be OCD, then we should at least be synchronized.

chickenboy said...

Mmk, I'll make the calls, since I think I have more numbers then you guys. I only need swetty's I think. Oh, and I need your home phone number jack, I dont think I have the right one in the magic binder.