Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hey Guys, I'm Employed

Maybe. I mean, I went to the job interview (at Subway) (yes, the one where Emily works) and the nice Goth chick that interviewed me (I'm going to assume she's at least emo because she has pink hair) didn't totally hate me, which is a good sign.


So I have to go back on Friday and pick up the orientation packet, and take a test on Monday. But, should I not fail at either of those two tasks, I'll be kicking some serious sandwich ass in a couple of days.

Hopefully I won't kill myself when school starts sneaking up on me. Which will be in a week or two.

12 comments:

Bishopk said...

Hey, which Subway is this? I expect extra tuna, sir.

Vampi. said...

I'd like a ham and cheese sub on italian and herb. american or provalone cheese. lettuce and black olives and mayo. Yes I'd like to make that a meal.
I'm warning you now, expect to smell like subway when you get home. The scent just seeps into your clothes. I had a friend who worked there.

And Bish hun... that comment can be taken VERY wrong....very...

chickenboy said...

Of COURCE it's the one where Emily works. You still have a crush on her despite the fact that you will never admit it.

I wouldn't recomend "kicking sandwhich ass" because it is looked down upon by the customers. Unless they specificly ask for dirt and foot prints, try to refrain from putting your feet on the sandwhiches at all.

I hope I don't kill myself when school starts too. That would be a tragedy since my parental units finaly decided I was mature enough to start driving. They would take away my permit if they found out I did something iresponsible like killing myself.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Alright, everyone fess up, who the hell likes Emily, eh? James does, or at least did until be got rejected hardcore (still funny), and now apparently Bish. What the hell? I don't, for obvious reasons, but still, why?

Liberal Atheist said...

Bishop: It's the one on Voyager in a strip mall, and you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.

You don't want the tuna. Trust me.

Matt: Yes. You're so right. The entire reason I got a job (where I would have responsibilities and many things to occupy my time) is because I have a crush on Emily (not that I don't but that's beside the point) and want to spend more time with her. Also, I won't be putting any feet near sandwiches. You should see their checklist of sanitary requirements, and it's very specific about feet. Actually, I think that's the dress code. Whatever.

Also, Jack, we know that you have been banned from conversing with any girls by your girlfriend, subject to her approval. You don't need to remind us, it's a common stipulation in the contract.

Vampi. said...

Oh no, Jack! Run now! If you can't find a girl who'll let you converse with other girls you'll lead a very lonely life. Men suck! (no offense but you all know its true) Women are no better but talking to the same sex for years on end is insane!

Bishopk said...

Why? What do they put in the tuna?

And honestly, Emily is wayyy too strange. I don't really like hanging out with her.

Liberal Atheist said...

Well, if you've seen the Starkist tuna packages they sell at grocery stores that you mix with mayonnaise to get a tuna mixture, you know what Subway is aiming for.

However, they mix tuna and mayonnaise in a giant tub, and the employee who stirs it generally doesn't wear sanitary gloves, as they make it very difficult to control the spatula in the thick mixture. So the mix is generally 1) not perfectly balanced and 2) germy.

chickenboy said...

James, when do you work? Tell me what hours when you find out, I'll bike up and order a sandwhich. Bishop, you could probly come too, it's only like 3.5 miles. I didn't know there was a subway there....hmm

Liberal Atheist said...

First things first, I somehow accidentally pissed off the manager of the store when he was giving me directions to Subway corporate to take the test (somehow? I cut him off), so I'd appreciate no distractions, as further annoyances can only lead to problems. For me.

And if you really, really want to come by, my first day (which is when I'll be being trained) is Saturday, 12-2.

chickenboy said...

So what your saying, is we should all come to the restraunt on that day, blast music outside the restraunt for about 5 minutes, then come in and mess around on the counters for a while. Ya know, anoy the other people in the subway, vandalize a little etc. Of cource we wouldn't order any food, and then we leave? Thats what your saying.
Got it guys? Show up around 11:30 at the subway to discuss the plan.

Liberal Atheist said...

Actually, I have to go through orientation again, so that is not my first day. Feel free to vandalize, though.