Saturday, July 26, 2008

Take Charge, Take Action, Take Cover

Hey, my hands are tied.

Franz was confused. He'd spent the better part of his day shoveling, and was about to leave the facility when an elderly wizard backflipped off his favorite cow. "Grobulation!" shouted the watchman. His stuffed animals were no match for serious, regent magicool skills.
Thus, Kevin was forced to walk home. "Sigh," said he. Poor Kevin had a long day on the ranch, leaving him to make his tomatoes wither in the sunlight. It was that style of thinking that caused his mother to leave him, after all.
It was this style of thinking that made Shelly quit her receptionist job buying water to support her family. If only she had quit sooner, her father might still have her foot. It might have been that boy who stopped the flood, or the four-legged dentist with the bad hairdo, but she vowed never again to trust humans.

6 comments:

Cap'n_Jack said...

Remember kids, when you buy shrooms, make sure you get it from a reputable dealer. Otherwise you could get crap ones, this being the result.

chickenboy said...

Actualy jack, this is what happens if you drink during pregnancy. Doctors use bishop as an example.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Or drinking during pregnancy. Remember kids, if you drink when you're pregnant, you get to spend another 40 years with someone like Bishop until he moves out of your basement due to a lack of porn.

Vampi. said...

Wow, you really couldn't come up with something to go with the title.... >,< Well.. it could have been worse boys, he could have written about gay horses and purple people runnning around calling people smoofsblurgh and slapping them with herring...

chickenboy said...

Wow, I think thats what I'll name my next article. Thanks vampi!

Vampi. said...

oh no what have I done....