Friday, August 15, 2008

TEH END OF TEH WORLD!!!

So there's a chance that we could all die soon. Here's why:


Right, so obviously you've heard of the whole Russia invading Georgia thing. That could have escalated completely out of proportion, but eventually the ceasefire took effect. Even thought here's still a lot of tension, for the moment there's not mass invasion. So that sucked. However, I just saw a thing saying that Poland just agreed to have a US interceptor base, and Russia's pissed. And by pissed, I mean they seriously threatened to nuke Poland into oblivion. Apparently the base is a subtle threat to Russia and they're not taking any more of that shit, so Poland could become a thing of the past. This could get fun after awhile especially after the success of Stalin's secret man-ape super army. Of course, the whole thing's probably going to be talked out because Russia's a total pussy, but maybe there's enough Soviet magic left in good ol' mother Russia for her to fuck Poland bad enough to start WW3, which would cut down on the population boom, especially if China and Africa got involved. Oh, and India. Can't forget India. So yeah. Keep that in mind.

6 comments:

Vampi. said...

I think all the cool people should move to the artic areas... then the hot heads can stay in the tropics and we'll all party hardy and live in happiness -thumbs up-

pssht yeah right xD

chickenboy said...

Or the other way around. but we'll convieniatly forget to give them parkas, and they will all freze to death while we live in paradice. Whichever one you prefer.

and rape, you can't forget rape. Ever. especialy after what happened last time(see contract at the begining of blog).

Cap'n_Jack said...

Hey, here's a good time for everyone to think about their end of the world plans. YOu people obviously want to go to the arctic or the tropics, depending on how many people are there. My plan is to (so surprises here) turn to a life of piracy to prey upon the other survivors. When I can't do that, I'll fish and grow some citrus trees on me boat/island HQ. See, perfect plan. Same thing for a zombie invasion. Just in that case, I'll have to only have a boat and not an island, as zombies could walk there or crash on a zombiefied boat.

Vampi. said...

:o Who'd have though YOU would turn to piracy Jack!? Its... unthinkable! :P

Rape goes with partying harty...

Yeah... let everyone become zombies... I'll just take over a deserted island off the european coast....
or.... take over space.... -plays the twilight zone theme-

Cap'n_Jack said...

Well, there aren't may deserted islands off of Europe. I'm going with either the Caribbean (so I can wander over to the former US0 or south-east Asia (so I can wander over to the remnants of Hong Kong and other Asia bits). The only problem with space is that it's damn hard to get constant O2 and supplies. No zombies, but insanely difficult and likely to fail.

shadowoftruth said...

if there was ever a zombie attack i would... fortify my house to withstand any minor attack on its own with repeating laser turrets and the likes and really high walls. then i would spray a biological agent on a middle contained section so any humans trying to break in would be gassed to death. lastly i would create another walled off area closest to my house and i would play with animal DNA till i got super ferocious animals that would tear apart any humans that survived the gas while being immune to it them selves. also i would train them to shred zombies with their claws yea and it would only be big cats because all dogs can die... i would abduct those among my friends who haven't prepared for such an eventuality so that i would have company. when the zombie attack was finally over and what was left of humanity was starting to rebuild...i would release the toxic gas into the atmosphere and then release my super cats to cause more damage...i would make the cats not want to eat me of course and i would stockpile food... as for arctic or tropics i vote tropics