Tuesday, August 12, 2008

TEH PARTY IS ON BITCH!!!!

YOU HEARD ME, THE PARTY IS ON FOR TOMORROW! TELL EVERYBODY YOU FUCKING KNOW! THIS PARTY WILL BE THE SHIZ MAN! TIME'S NOON TO SIX, AND THE PLACE IS MY HIZZOUSE DAWG! But seriously, invite everybody you can, my mom didn't set a limit on the amount of people. And if you want to bring anything like an Xbox and games or something *cough*Tony*cough* then feel free. but THE SHIT IS ON!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!! Oh, and wear a toga. That's right, toga party at my house. Bring everything. If you can bring a TV or hookers or something. It will be so crazy, the neighbours will call the cops. Fuck yeah!

10 comments:

chickenboy said...

I think I called everyone. Not to say I actualy talked to everyone, but I called them. You could have given us a little more warning...I can come. Even if my mom says that I can't, then I will go anyway. They are going golfing after work tomorrow, so they CAN'T STOP ME!!! Thats a big negative on the toga though.

chickenboy said...

Jack, whats your address. Don't give us street name or anything, just numbers. I know street name already.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Well you get the whole thing:
6925 Forestgate Dr. There. Oh, by the way, how many people are you guys bringing? Sweaty's bringing like 3 or 4 people, so this could be outrageous, which is the point. Hopefully we'll have enough people to overrun my parents and lock them in a closet somewhere.

Vampi. said...

Ugh! You boys are forgetting the MOST important things for a party!!!

1. Video or digital camera - Purely for documentation and blackmail purposes. (Duh!)

2. The Sombrero. For the person who made an absolute idiot of themselves and needs punishment. (Best when documented with the video or digital camera)

3. Duct tape, rope, chips, and a computer with big speakers. Tie up the parents in a secluded room with the rope. Duct tape their mouths shut. Turn on the computer, make a playlist of panda porn and Sanjiya Malakar clips and put it on repeat. Shut and lock the door. Sit down and eat the chips of accomplishment.


My work here is done.

Snow White Queen said...

The party is today?! Can I come?

shadowoftruth said...

again where do you live capt'n jack

Bishopk said...

Scroll up, Sean.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Sure you can come random person. Just don't bring a gun and kill everybody. Except Bish. You can kill him. Vampi, I had all that crap, that's why I didn't need anyone to bring it. And the closet works best if there's duct tape and you put a few hungry sewer rats in there with them.

Vampi. said...

But sewer rats are messy...
:-/

Bishopk said...

I schwerz, every time I read it, it looks like TEA PARTY IS ON