Sunday, September 28, 2008

for jack

Give me the data
I need it for physics now
please post it today

42 comments:

Bishopk said...

Sean: Call Jack's number
Even though he won't answer
And then email him.

Cap'n_Jack said...
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Bishopk said...

Rephrase your comment
To the form of a Haiku
Or I will delete.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Sean has been sent data
And if there is more haiku
I will castrate you

chickenboy said...

You Fail jack, badly
count your first lines syllables
you'll find there are six

Bishopk said...

Jack must pronounce 'data'
With only one syllable
Either way is right.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Hey, fuck you bitches
Syllables don't fucking count
In ultra haikus

chickenboy said...

I am not a bitch
please do not ever fuck me
Jack, please, no homo

Kyle said...

First, five syllables
Then I create seven, yes?
What now, haiku chumps?

Vampi. said...

"Now what?" You have asked
You shall find this out right now
Vampi moos like cows

Bishopk said...

"Oh snap, Kyle," I add,
"You just got own'd by Vampi.
She might eat your face."

Liberal Atheist said...

What the fuck is with
all these goddamn haikus?
Bishop, go kill yourself.

Just kidding. We have
(heterosexual) love
for you. Don't do it.

Liberal Atheist said...

Wait. It was Sean who
unleashed these very evil
haikus. Fuck you, Sean.

Vampi. said...

Ahh you just failed James
Bishop has TWO syllables
I eat your face now.

Liberal Atheist said...

Fine I will amend
That statement so very flawed:
Bish, go kill yourself.

I remind you, though
Do not actually do
so. I'm sarcastic.

chickenboy said...

Fail haikus you do
James, not once, but more then once
Bishop fails as well

Let me school you all
failures may become better
if they work harder

Cap'n_Jack said...

Shit cock whore cunt shit
Fucking mother ass piss turd
I no have tourette's

Why can I not sleep?
I kill all of you people
Slowly and with pain

Vampi. said...

This must be one of
our much better commenting
conversations. Yay!

Liberal Atheist said...

Enjambment is a
fantastic literary
device, is it not?

I use it all the
time to make it easier
to enscribe haikus.

chickenboy said...

Guess what I know now?
James smells like a gay rapist
It's the leading tag

Cap'n_Jack said...

Almost killing all
Of the people in your car
Is so very fun

chickenboy said...

Better than that?
Do it again the next day
Shall we try again?

Cap'n_Jack said...

Since you all still live
I'll just have try harder
Let's go on highway

Kyle said...

The hell is with this?
It is very saddening.
Please don't eat my face.

chickenboy said...

Emily with car
Never on academy
Chick-fil-a not worth

Vampi. said...

At least make sense of
what you are saying Larry.
You confuse people.

Don't worry Kyle,
I won't eat your face... just yet.
Heartburn prevents it.

Cap'n_Jack said...

I think it would be
A sweet death to crash in a
Nuke missile silo

The only question
Is where might I find such a
Glorious place......thar!!

livetrapper13 said...
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Vampi. said...

Who is this strange one
named Livertrapper13?
How don't you Haiku?

I shall just wonder
how this mystery guy found
our secret hide-out.

chickenboy said...

Alex fails at life
He fails miserably
Go and rape yourself

Liberal Atheist said...
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Liberal Atheist said...

One syllable short!
"He/fails/mis/er/a/bly" - six!
You fail haiku too!

chickenboy said...

It was a haiku
Pronounce; mis/er/a/be/ly
See, I do not fail!

Vampi. said...

I think that we all
fail mis/er/a/bly at life.
Who wants some cookies?

livetrapper13 said...

i do not fail
the blog administrator
took away my post

Cap'n_Jack said...

Something is amiss
I don't know what exactly...
I blame Marc Udall

chickenboy said...

I do not blame him
Only haiku's should be here
Always blame Udall!

Vampi. said...

Quote "I do not fail"
Yes, you do since you can't count.
Needs FIVE syllables.

chickenboy said...
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chickenboy said...

Oh my 40 posts?
Why are we post happy?
Haiku's aren't that cool!

Vampi. said...

Oh look at this shit...
We've reached a comment record.
Gonna shoot myself v.v

Cap'n_Jack said...

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

That is all meine bitches.