Monday, September 8, 2008

FUCK

FUCK SHIT DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCK!

THEY'RE TURNING IT ON! IT! THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER! THOSE FOOLS! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

IT'LL RELEASE STRANGELETS THAT WILL SLOWLY INFECT ALL OF THE EARTH LIKE A ZOMBIE PLAGUE! OR IT'LL RELEASE MICRO BLACK HOLES THAT WILL DESTROY THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

AND IF IT DOESN'T, IT WILL IN OCTOBER, WHEN THEY PLAN ON FIRING IT AT FULL POWER! THOSE FUCKING SUPERVILLAINS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

FUCK!

20 comments:

Vampi. said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider

For us dumb people who don't pay attention to Doom-Bringer's Weekly.

v.v Tomorrow's the day.... heheheheh

-starts singing-It's the end of the world as we know it...-/singing-

shadowoftruth said...

this is directed @ matt THE WAY THE WORLD WOULD END IS THROUGH A BLACK HOLE...any way back to the point there are only slightly better odds of a black hole being created as there are of falling though the earth because you mange to hit all the empty space between each atom (it is possible) any way also if you want small odds there is a 1 in 1.34*10^13 chance that time will revert its self for a min fun fun stuff...
-joins in with vampi's singing-

shadowoftruth said...

also you must check out this rap
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/08/26/scirap126.xml
for some reason it didn't post the first time XD

chickenboy said...

There is NO REASON for anyone to belive that Lhc will result in a black hole. More likely is anti-matter...

Even a revert back to the point before the big bang is more likely then a big bang. I have no idea where your pulling this blasphamy, but w/e.

shadowoftruth said...

no it is most likely to revert to a black hole because they will contact at a point of singlarity creating a black hole that much is obvious however we have created anti-matter and that requires more then just a couple of protons going at the speed of light... there needes to be a very well bonded atom like buckyballs in order to create anti matter. it might revert to the state of the big bang however there is not enough mass in the equation for that to equate to much besides thats what they want. IT WOULD MAKE A BLACK HOLE... not a supermassive or massive black hole dobe a micro black hole

Vampi. said...

you know what... I'm gonna laugh when all it does is make a bunch of racket and then in 20 years they come to find out they've simply created a part to a time machine or cloning device.

It could happen... about as equal a chance as a black hole being created or the world being over taken by tony the tiger

chickenboy said...

BLACK HOLE WOULD NOT HAPPEN.

There is no part of science that would acutaly leas you to belive that, because the point of singularity is created when gravity is so strong it collapses on itself. There is nothing that should ever lead you to belive that the LHC wouold create such a powerfull gravity. Acutaly it has little to do with gravity at all esspecialy at such a high gravity as to create a black hole.

Liberal Atheist said...

Matt, stop acting so damn sure of yourself. You're not right. Sean's not right either. Nobody knows what the hell is going to happen. 8,000 physicists helped build the damn thing and all of them shrug when asked what it will prove.

They just want to make sure it's lined up at the higher speeds on Wednesday. In October, they plan on firing the puppy full-blast. Again, nobody has a clue what's going to happen. They're just smashing shit together to try and find out what comes out.

Also, I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned strangelets. I'll explain what scientists think those are, and then quickly state that it also has a ridiculously low (but greater than zero) chance of happening.

Strangelets, or strange particles, are particles that turn all matter around them into strange matter. Then that strange matter turns everything around it into strange matter.

Imagine you're King Midas. But instead of turning things into gold, you turn things into shit. And everything that shit touches turns to shit. Before you know it, the whole world's shit, and it's all your fault.

Or imagine zombie particles that infect all matter with a living death. Either way, it probably won't happen.

chickenboy said...

I just know that there is no way that "slamming things together" (as you put it) would ever result in the exsistance of balck holes. It makes no sence. And even on the incredibly incredibly incredibly off chance that it happens to create a black hole, then it won't matter because we'll all be dead.

Liberal Atheist said...

Well, creating antimatter by smashing matter together makes no sense either, and it's very likely that nothing will happen and the results will take a few months to analyze. BUT WE COULD ALL DIE!

chickenboy said...

What they (some scientists) belive they will find is a new form of matter. Or rather, an old form that we have never heard of before. Apparently the stuff from before the big bang, which is apparently what make our universe our universe, and not a bunch of nothing. Anti-matter is thus far the only actualy possible predicted result that I have heard of. Other then nothing at all, which is much more likely. occording to some of the 800+ scientists anti-matter is the only real threat involved with this experiment.

shadowoftruth said...

james has a point strange matter would be more likly and back to matt have you ever researched the collider in any detail you will find that there is a chance of creating a MICRO black hole. MICRO BLACK HOLES EXIST IN THE Realm of SPECIAL RELIVITY WHERE GRAVITY IS NONEXISTANT THEY THEN PULL GRAVITONS FROM THE OTHER DIMENSIONS MENTIONED IN STRING THEORY TO ACCOUNT FOR WHY THE FORCE OF GRAVITY IS SO WEAK. however this micro black holes exist for only billiths of seconds and could only end the world if to many particles collided at once because of a error in the machine. THAT IS WHY THERE IS A 1 in 50 MILLION CHANCE

Vampi. said...

You people make my brain hurt. We're all still alive. So... enjoy it?

shadowoftruth said...

Enjoy life?

*walks down the street trying to start a musical*

Doesn't work

chickenboy said...

Yea, I'll tell you sometime why your plan is someone flawed. And by somewhat I mean very...but w/e.

shadowoftruth said...

dont musicals always start when someone enjoys life to much... then gets depressed

Vampi. said...

I thought they always started randomly or when someone's hit their head....

Bishopk said...

http://www.virginmedia.com/digital/science/largehadroncollider.php

The important quote here is:

"No danger
Martin Rees, a physicist, has estimated the chance of an accelerator producing a global catastrophe at one in 50 million which is about the same odds as winning some lotteries.

A CERN team has also issued a report concluding that there is "no conceivable danger" of a cataclysmic event.

However, skeptics theorize that micro black holes produced by the collider might be trapped inside the earth's gravitational field and eventually threaten the planet."


So, Shafo, you're right in saying it's safe. You are wrong, however, in saying that there is no possibility of a black hole.
I like the odds.

shadowoftruth said...

just watch one of the scientists is going to win the lottery on oct 21 and i will laugh

Vampi. said...

Rofl. They need to make a white hole. Black donuts are yucky... but the powder ones.. mmmmmmmm