Sunday, October 12, 2008

My "Look"

So over the past few years, my "look" has kinda stagnated. I can't have that, so on Friday, when we don't have school, I'm completely switching it up. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how my "look" will change, so I'm asking YOU, the most irresponsible people I know (besides Marc Udall) what I should do. So basically, your options are my hair (sadly), my glasses, and anything else that's relatively helpful. So that's about it, unless of course I think of something else. Oh, I almost forgot, shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.

13 comments:

Vampi. said...

Now... how on earth am I supposed to help?! v.v

chickenboy said...

Is this serious? OMG!!! You should totally change EVERYTHING! Make yourself COMPLETELY unrecognizable. Come in looking like a member of a boy band, with like spiked hair and contacts instead of glasses.

Or, or...Umm...Come in looking normal. That would throw people off. Like take a number out of my book and cut your hair like a normal person, get normal looking glasses (remember, rectangle not circle), etc. Oh, and match! Don't come in with plaid pants and a plain shirt for once. Where jeans and a t-shirt. Nobody would even know it was you. Throw everyone off.

Vampi. said...

I like round glasses... the rectangle ones look too.. retro.
well.. I guess it depends on how round they are..

Gah I'm weird.

chickenboy said...

His are really round, and HUGE. Like people would say geek, but you can't actually see the glasses (his unruly hair gets in the way) .

Cap'n_Jack said...

I have to agree Shafo, shock value is key. Oh, I could come in Monday with his kick-ass suit I got today. If I take off the jacket, I look like the Joker.

chickenboy said...

Come in dressed like a clown!!!
Or, in a jumpsuit. That would be scary and shocking.

Vampi. said...

you mean like late 80's early 90's big round things? Like my mom wears!? Ew. Yeah small oval to fit your eyes, its best if they follow the brow bone.

The suit shock factor is fun, BUT, the students/teachers tend to ask where your going. That gets annoying after about 10 minutes. Find him a button down shirt.. solid color, not patterned. nice looking jeans. brush his hair and style it lightly, no need to cut it. Just make it look natural yet well-kept.

You'd be suprised how much shock factor can come from norming it up even looking spiffy. After the.. umm description Larry gave, I think this would work well.

Cap'n_Jack said...

I'm thinking Elvis Costello glasses, with a Robert Daltrey haircut and a huge gold hoop earring. Apparently in a jumpsuit. Ooh, I know, a bright pink jumpsuit! Or I could go full transvestite and wear a skirt or something....

Vampi. said...

You'd get sent home if you wore a skirt to school. You'd be considered a "disruption to a learning environment". And would probably get the shit kicked out of you xD

You COULD go for rimless glasses.
What kind of prescription do you have? Normal? Bi-focals? No on the Elvis Costello specs.. I dont even think they make those anymore xD

Shock-factor is really about style and class. There's shocking and then there's just wrong.
Skirt = Wrong
Spiffy = Shocking

chickenboy said...

Skirt= wrong AND shocking. That's bonus points. Thanks for helping us decide Vampi. I think we have caught a winner.

Cap'n_Jack said...

Yep, skirt it is.

Vampi. said...

/me is scared now..

I WANT PICTURES!

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