Saturday, September 27, 2008

4th Place

We got 4th place at the very first FRKB meet...which is a lot better than what I expected. This after a late night Rock Band sesion! And if Sean had been there we might have done even better.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Guns N Roses: Oh sweet child of mine

Well, if this week was any worse, it would be last week.
My whole week is dragging by REALLY slow. Yesterday shoulda been a friday. My teachers finaly decided to start giving me homework. That wouldn't be so bad, but they all decided at once. I am a horrible procrastinater so I end up sitting here late at night typing essays and finding emperical formuals. Ya know, stuff I'v been doing since I was in seventh grade. It's not that any of the work is hard, it just takes a long time. Is A.P. Euro a hard class? NO but I spend on average like 2 hours working on Ap euro homework. That is if I don't have an essay and 6 additional paragraphs due tomorrow that I have hardly started on. Whoops. I also have physics stuff (that wont take too long though). Plus I'm sposed to read a chapter in a book (with notes on symobols and sticky note stupids), Anatote (no spelling sudgestions) a poem, and...Well thats all that I have due tomorrow. But then the next day comes.
Anyway, can't wait for the weekend. Tony said he might be hosting a party for after knowledge bowl, and hopefully I can sleep in on Sunday. Oh Glorious sleep, how I long for your loving embrace!
Last but not least, I need a club on Mondays. Any of you squares go to an afterschool club on mondays from like...Idk 2:30 ish to 4 ish? That would be nice. I love you all with a fire passion that burns with desire like a million gillion suns. Except James. Your hair scares my desire (the one that burns like a million gillion suns) into a courner at the south east part of the room. It doesn't even look like hair anymore. Your hiding my light so the rest of the world can't experiance it. That is the reason that everyone considers you a dick. Lol, j/k.

There are plenty of other reasons to call James a dick.
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Quick! Part 1

Quick! is my new series of really lame, 30 second observations. Today: Sean.

Sean Rivera, apparently in a relationship with Mindy Feng. We all know that Sean is the woman in this relationship. Everyone who has seen them together can tell that Sean flinches erratically when Mindy reaches for his neck or (especially) his knee.
Sean Rivera: Mindy's Bitch, America's Hero.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

This Week

I promised to make my liberalness funny. That is a goal that is out of reach for the moment, because I'm too arrogant. (Note to self: Work on this.) However, I can make the news funny, or at least post interesting/ridiculous/stupid headlines or sections of stories, which you guys can then make fun of. I can also do this weekly. As such:

*fanfare* THIS WEEK... IN NEWS: *fanfare dies down abruptly*


1) Bush Chides Russia in UN Speech ( This is a major step for George. He has now committed to traveling, possibly via car, to New York City, speak with foreign dignitaries, and "chide" aggressive powers that destabilize the world. [fake] He plans to "chide" Iran, the insurgency in Iraq, and "especially" Grenada in the months to come. When asked to comment, the President said "I was chided as a child by my mother, and it sure done me good, so I'll plan to chide some ... destabilizing... regimes." [/fake] [true] Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the President of Iran, fired at George Bush by calling him a "bully" (, He also went back to his standard stump speech, saying that Israel is "doomed".[/true]

2) Large Pushy Pig Traps Australian ( I'll let the lead paragraph speak for itself. "A woman on the north coast of New South Wales in Australia is being held hostage in her own home by a large pig, Australian media report." No further comment.

3) Some Congolese See Hope in a Cauldron of Liquid Fire ( I don't think I even need to make a joke about how that's the only place to find hope in the Congo.

4) Google's Android Has Phone Debut via T-Mobile ( ...Google is going to kill all of us. First a search engine. Then a mail system. Then an internet browser. Now a phone. The next logical step is nuclear weapons. WE CANNOT ALLOW THEM TO GO THAT FAR.

Finally, 5) Talk of Kim Jong Il's Reported Stroke is Taboo in North Korea ( Apparently, Kim Jong Il (may have) suffered a stroke. The problem is, if he dies, he hasn't named a successor, so...the whole police state could collapse in on itself. And scare China. And South Korea. And Japan. Because they have nukes. Oops, I forgot to tell a joke!

That's all for This Week. I'm your host, a liberal. (At least I'm not a BOULDER LIBERAL.)
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Sunday, September 21, 2008


So before, Russia was invading Georgia and threatening to kill everybody. But since Russia is now a total pussy, they've done absolutely nothing except go back to their country and sit there, being cold. But now's another chance for us all to die!

Right, so first off, the LHC thing. Yes, we've already talked about this, but I don't give a fucking cock cunt bitch ass piss shit twat assfuck (in that exact order). But it was only a test, so it could still kill everybody. Ooh, and some janitor said one of the cooling units broke, but he siad this a week after they tested it. So who knows if it's gonna fall apart. Considering the LHC's function, it being broken could be bad. Probably not, but fuck you. Then there's the stock market dying, which isn't good. The government is trying to save it by sinking lots of money into it because money solves everything, but it will probably fail, the stock market will crash permanently, and we'll cause an economic spiral that will take out everybody's economy. This will cause desperate times, and desperate times call for desperate measures, usually involving guns, so the world's governments will collapse under mass rebellion. Sweet anarchy will reign, global warming will stop being cared about, we'll get into a waterworld situation, and pirates will rule the world. But we'll still all be dead. Very dead. Read the full article.