Monday, October 12, 2009

And also cocks

I thought I told you to never call me that again

Monday morning clouds can never keep you down - the smile on your face is the one worn by a clown. It's like my taste buds refuse to stop swearing - their faces burnt.

I was watching TV this weekend. I know, I know, it's unhealthy. Well, I was only watching for a little bit, and I was running on my treadmill the whole time so that made up for it. I had a salad and some lettuce and chased my dog, I think I'm making progress on my *ahem* wait problem.

I was watching TV this weekend. I know, I know, it's unhealthy. Well, I was watching a guy run on his treadmill the whole time, so that made up for the 3 Big Macs I had for lunch afterwards. My dog brought them to me when I told him to fetch something, so it's not my fault. I think I'm making progress on my graphic novel.

1 comment:

chickenboy said...

I love this post. It made me jizz in my sock, but it's ok because I cleaned it up and took a shower afterwords.

i love this post. It made me jizz in my sock, in part because i was watching porn at the same time. Then I wallowed in my own sperm for quite a number of hours afterwords.