Monday, October 12, 2009

circles

so

circles

and humanity

and life

and individuality

and free will

and fuck IB, I'm thinking way too much

and connectivity

and my whirling brain and emotions and thoughts

and

and

there is no hope for humanity

long live humans
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And also cocks

I thought I told you to never call me that again

Monday morning clouds can never keep you down - the smile on your face is the one worn by a clown. It's like my taste buds refuse to stop swearing - their faces burnt.

I was watching TV this weekend. I know, I know, it's unhealthy. Well, I was only watching for a little bit, and I was running on my treadmill the whole time so that made up for it. I had a salad and some lettuce and chased my dog, I think I'm making progress on my *ahem* wait problem.

I was watching TV this weekend. I know, I know, it's unhealthy. Well, I was watching a guy run on his treadmill the whole time, so that made up for the 3 Big Macs I had for lunch afterwards. My dog brought them to me when I told him to fetch something, so it's not my fault. I think I'm making progress on my graphic novel.
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Sunday, October 11, 2009

HOBO OBOE

The NEW BLAX PLOIT-ATION FUNK BIBLE!!!



Some excerpts from...

Genesis: ...and when he created da hood, the almighty bro-god sparked up a phat dobie and said "That's some KIND shit~!"

In the ghetto of eden: "Bitch, I saw you gettin' nasty wit dat snake up in that tree 'o knowledge and shit!" "You trippin' Adeem"

Kool Moses DEE leads his peeps to freedom: "Aight sea, you best be steppin' up, or I gunna hafta crack open a can 'o holy whoop ass!"

The last supper: "Eat....this fried chicken is my body. Drink...this schlitz malt liquor is my blood."

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