Saturday, December 26, 2009

We Needed a December Post

I haven't posted in pickles know how long sooooo it's my turn.


I've decided you all need to know my grades for my first semester of college.
A - Art Appreciation
B - English Composition I
B - College Algebra
A - Basic Speech Communication

I've ABBA'd!!! No doubt I was a dancing queen when I saw my grades. The booty shake and all. Received no booty from the shaking though, that was depressing.

Ok, now time to make a funny.

I've decided to invent a non-reflective mirror for roadside assistance around those tricky blind corners. It would need to be non-reflective to not blind drivers with the sun, but it'd still be a mirror so you could see cars around the bend. Unfortunately, I haven't quite figured out how to make it. Any suggestions?

Btw, I don't like pain - it hurts.

Random Vampi Advice! Always remember to blow on it before you eat it.



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